we're weird, and we like it.

the conversations going on in the living room at the moment sound something like this.

"hey dad, wouldn't it be funny if someone slipped you a jalapeno? bet that would feel good on the way down."
"no ryan, that would not be funny. i wouldn't buy you skiis if you did that."
"thats good, i wanted a snowboard."

"bella, you're the only girl who looks good fat."

"that is a sweeeeet ear zit!"

"your zits have been a source of joy since you were born."
"how about my jalapeno?"

"bella, lick my finger!"

"for some reason, i feel like my skiis should have air conditioning. with a jalapeno on the side."

"are you wanting me to take you outside and roll your face around in the snow?"
"catch me first, fat boy!"

my family is so interesting. :)
jappy jalapenos and a merry christmas.