Showing posts with label story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label story. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

because often, i cry for no reason.

A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” 
“Because I’m a woman,” she told him.   
 “I don’t understand,” he said. 
His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.”   
 Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?”   
 “All women cry for no reason,” was all his dad could say.   
 The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.   
 Finally he put in a call to God. 
When God got on the phone, he asked, “God, why do women cry so easily?”    
God said, “When I made the woman she had to be special.   
 I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,    
yet gentle enough to give comfort.    
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.    
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.    
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.    
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.    
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.    
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.”    
“You see my son,” said God, “the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.   
 The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.”   
 Author: Unknown

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

three lovely lovelies.




these three lovely ladies are 16 this week. i got to go take their pictures for their sweet sixteen last saturday! it was a definite challenge because it gets dark at oh, 6:30 these days and the lighting was really none too good. its alright though, a little photoshop and a lot of love can fix everything. 

happy birthday kristina, court&mal!


oh. a funny story about dumb people. yes?
yes.
this stoner in one of my classes got a hhugee ugly tattoo on his chest, some weird quote.
while showing the entire class, my teacher pointed out that he used the wrong form of "you're" 
on his tattoo. we all busted a gut laughing and i've never heard so much cussing in my life. 
it was hysterical.

the moral of the story?
tattoo artists are just as stupid (if not stupider) than the people actually getting the tat.

have a lovely tuesday. 
jessica.

(i say lovely alot.)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

today...

i've been known to post random pictures of myself on occasion.
i felt like today should be an occasion.
so here is me.
so i'm like really pretty. especially when i'm done working out.

speaking of workouts, after summer and i were done at the gym today, i climbed in my car and noticed a receipt on my windshield. i thought it had just blown there but obviously someone had thought i parked really badly.
i hadn't exactly parked straight, but they are tiny spaces and there was no one else in the entire section of parking lot.
the offender was a young man from mountain view.
mountain view kids hate eagle kids.. and lo i had my parking permit in the front window.
so i got a nice note.

ah, teenagers. gotta love them and their language.
it actually made me laugh for a couple minutes.

after this incident, we went to d&b to get some horse vaccination supplies
and winco to get crystal light.
i'm addicted to this yummy drink.
seriously.
seriously.
seriously.
addicted.
if you want to be my best friend for eternity, buy me a couple o' boxes. :)
loves.

jessica