Maybe Dat's Your Pwobwem, Too. By Jim Hall
All my pwobwems, who knows evwybody's pwobwems is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth dat I am SPIDEWMAN. I know, I know. All da dumb jokes: No flies on you, ha ha. And da ones about what i do wit all doze extwa wegs in bed. Well, dat's funny, yeah. but you twy being Spidewman for a month of two. Go ahead.
You get all doze cwazy calls fwom da Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's only twing to wip off color T.V. sets. Now, what do I care about T.V. sets? But I pull on da suit, da stinkin' suit, with the sucka cups on da fingers, and get my wopes and wittle bundle of equipment and den I go flying like cwazy acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.
Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob and I fall on him and we westle for a widdle until I get him all woped. So big deal. You tink when you SPIDEWMAN der's sometin' big gonna happen to you. Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way. Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go. Bwing him to powice, Gubbener cawls again, like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffwent. I tink I twy sometin excitin like WACING CAWRS. Sometin to make my heart beat at a diffwent wate. But den you just can't quit bein' sometin like SPIDEWMAN. You SPIDEWMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even bewn my suit. It won't bewn. It's fwame wesistent. So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin. Nobody can bewn der suits, dey all fwame wesistent. Who knows?
5 comments:
ummm...I think the meaning is once you start something, you can't just quit. You have to finish it.
Where did you find this story?
We got it in our english class at school. Funny huh?
I think the meaning is that is you have a speech impediment, it is best to be quiet.
I think the meaning is, don't judge someone else until you've walked a while in their shoes.
We're moving next Wednesday, yipee! So our first Sunday is the first one in November. I don't know our new phone number yet, so just send me an email if you want to come trick or treating at our house :). He he.
ah thats a cool story:) lol well..i also think that the meaning is, once you start something, you cant just quit. and that people are counting on you, so don't let them down. yeah?
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